Bhot for Taj

16 years ago, they tore from limb to limb a mosque built by Babar.
Today they lend shoulder to a tomb built by his great-grandson.
Sadhus.
Loincloths-rolled up, trident-armed, hashish-induced bravado.
And it isn't just the sadhus.
Everyone wants the Taj to get the vote.
My kith and kin included.
Your vote could make the difference, clean up Yamuna, erase 'ILU ILU, Manju love sanju, call 45241677' from marble.
Your vote could restore Taj to its former glory.
If it doesn't, we will try getting it classified as a Scheduled Wonder.
And if that doesn't work out, then we'll go out there, Gujjus, Tams, Bongs, Jats, Punjus, et al, armed with chalk and national pride, and scribble Mera Bharat Mahan on every brick and stone in the world.